Vodka RUMble: Captain Morgan Versus Svedka G_rl
| Captain Morgan | Svedka G_rl | |
|---|---|---|
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| Profession | Rum brand spokespirate | Vodka brand spokesbot |
| Most Dangerous Weapon | Big-ass sword | Titanium robot fists |
| What I Like | Big man swinging a big sword. You can't stab a robot to death but you can beat it with something heavy until it's robot heard shoots sparks. Captain Morgan has the toolset to accomplish this. | The robot angle intrigues me. No emotions, no mercy. She won't hesitate to use her super-bot strength to crush Morgan. If she can disarm him early and turn it into a grappling match, watch out. |
| Biggest Weakness | That outfit. The billowing cape, large hoop earrings and silly kerchief are all liabilities. I'm reminded of the time Royce Gracie won a UFC bout by latching onto his opponent's ponytail. | Her disproportionate robot bosoms. She's a top-heavy girlbot. I'm concerned that a couple good shots from the Captain could put her on her back. |
Fight poll:
If they fight, who would win?
Comments
Actually Captin Morgan is the "spokespirate" for rum and Svedka G_rl is the Vodka "Spokesbot"
Thanks buddy. Fixed.