Olympic Impact: Luge Guy Versus Skeleton Guy

in Athletes, Luge Guy, Skeleton Guy category

Special Fight Rules - The participants will meet on a specially designed luge/skeleton run. I've had somebody in our labs draft up the schematics shown on the right.

  • A represents the starting point of Luge Guy. 
  • B represents the starting point of Skeleton Guy.
  • C represents their point of impact.
  Skeleton Guy Luge Guy
     
Attack Move  Flying headbutt Double-leg kick
 What I Like If he steers well, could land a devastating headbutt to the exposed crotch of Luge Guy. Two feet, two weapons. Could combine them and go straight for the helmet or separate for a pincer attack aimed at exposed shoulders.
What Worries Me Might be hard to keep his eye on the prize. Luge Guy gets to watch the initial impact from six feet away. Skeleton Guy must suppress instinct and not blink. Footwear. When throwing a 90 mile per hour luge kick, slippers aren't ideal protective gear.
Fight poll: 
If they fight, who would win?

Comments

grishkafool (not verified) ♦ Fri, 03/05/2010 - 21:46

Definitely the Skeleton guy... his helmet is going to smash the Luge man's testicles at 70mph... Win. 

Anonymous (not verified) ♦ Wed, 03/17/2010 - 13:13

Luge guy for sure. that head on impact will kill the skeleton guy, whereas the other guy will probably only be paralized.

Anonymous (not verified) ♦ Wed, 10/27/2010 - 12:06

This guys helmet isn't going to stop his spine from rapidly compressing on impact and paralyzing if not killing him. (haven't you seen "Romeo Must Die"?)

Anonymous (not verified) ♦ Fri, 05/21/2010 - 23:00

The Skeleton Dude is SOOOOO going to win!!! I mean two shots to the sholders would hurt, yes. But a shot to the groin? OWWWWWWWWW! Talk about pain!!!!! He ain't getting back up.