Mad Scientist's Delight: Giant Pigeon Versus Reanimated T-Rex
| T-Rex | Giant Pigeon* | |
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| Species | Tyrannosaurus rex | C. livia |
| What I Like | Lots. Excellent vision. Teeth that can crush hadrosaur bone. Quick on its feet when moving. Powerful legs that provide a sturdy base. Killer instinct. Experience fighting giant things. | Flight. T-rex has a lot going for it but the pigeon's aerial ability is what makes this a fair fight. Also, bravery. 32 pigeons were awarded the Dickin Medal during World War II. |
| What Worries Me | Upper body strength. Those tiny arms aren't going to offer a lot of protection when the pigeon goes into its kamikaze dive attack. We saw this issue when T-Rex's purple cousin Barney fought Grimace. | Pigeons, like other flying birds, have hollow bones. These are more than sturdy enough for flying but will crunch like a Butterfinger if Rex gets a bite. |
*A quick note here about what I mean by a giant pigeon. The pigeon in this fight would be the same size as the T-Rex.
My logic is that by the time we have the technology to reanimate dinosaurs, we will have the power to make a pigeon 35-feet tall.
Fight poll:
If they fight, who would win?
Comments
The t-rex has like 6 times greater range than the pigeon! The pigeon's only weapon is its beak so it has to get in reall close to do any damage, by which point the t-rex has already beaten it down with his giant tail.
The dino stands no chance, the pidgeon can just land on it's mouth and clench its claws in tight and peck it's eyes out, and the dinosuar can do nothing but SHAKE