Jonas Brothers

Tag-Tag-Team Special: Jonas Brothers Versus Alvin And The Chipmunks

  Jonas Brothers Alvin And The Chipmunks
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Description Teenybop singing trio with high-pitched voices. Teenybop singing trio with high-pitched voices.
Will they still be famous in five years? Probably not. Hells yeah.
Strengths Well-gelled hair could serve as a protective helmet from chipmunk headblows. Durability. These rodents have been avoiding frying pans and angry foot stomps since 1958.
 Weaknesses Focus. What happens when during the fight their painstakingly coiffed hairdos are disturbed? Alvin won't be afraid of throwing a punch while one of the bros is reaching for his comb. Theodore. His naivete and innonence can be adorable, but that doesn't win brawls. Alvin's shoot-fist mentality and Simon's smarts should help but Theo's contribution is questionable.